A Spooky Warning.wav
Oooooh! A "convincing" haunted house! Stay away like that man says! You don't want to go in!
Okay, I tried making a parody of those cheap Halloween sound effect records (like "Sounds To Make You Shiver"), complete with poor panning and bad voice acting. It's not meant to be scary. What was that word again? It's narm. Yes. It's cheesy and I like this sound in a "so bad, it's good" way. :)
Maybe you can use it in a scene with trick-or-treaters going to some family's "haunted house", you know the cheap ones that aren't even scary.
Here's what the man says:
Don't go in! They've already got me! And they'll get you too! Stay back, get out! Don't come back!
Parts recorded by an Anzu earphone's mic, processed in Audacity using it's echo, processed to sound like an old 70s record in iVinyl.
